% p% w; Z+ _/ I! s4 M: r4 a1、年轻人不要因为一科数学就失去信心,你又不是只有这科不会。
$ G; x0 o' I, G9 c% OYoung people, don't lose confidence because of one subject. You are not the only one who can't do it.' E1 @9 x& u0 ^) Z" G) t( q9 z
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6 F# |7 T) k* p& X. I) E8 _, L2、青春很快就过去,什么音乐,电影,爱人都不是防腐剂。. `* M2 s. o' e" x. l# g
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3、现在的广告真的是坑娘啊,我妈喝点伊利就能变我姐了。$ {% I" S! d9 L) A, D- n0 ~+ v
Now the advertisement is really a pit mother. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.6 q: E9 B' {' A. g0 S& g+ B
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4 d G5 G2 u2 K4、能和我做朋友吗,我爸开劳斯莱斯,我妈开兰博基尼,我开玩笑。( y" z- `: ^3 [6 h# r( I
Can you make friends with me? My father plays Rolls Royce, my mother plays Lamborghini, and I joke.
0 Q) V% ]! T) k( W' w5、成功的男人背后一定有一个伟大的女人,成功的老板背后一定有一群倒霉的员工。; A4 ]5 f4 X9 c/ Q. t+ [
Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.
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6、因为你有双下巴,所以碰到任何困难,不要低头。6 |' O/ i% r/ O4 u/ p9 H1 m
Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head in case of any difficulty.2 E0 U; H1 b$ {" Y$ m
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7、别问我为什么考不好,因为天气太冷,导致神志不清了。
2 G) p( I, ]$ Y* nDon't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was so cold that I was out of my mind.
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8、我就是我,你怎么看我既不需要,也没必要。! i+ m- F3 o w' u
I am me, what do you think I neither need nor need.
: I, T# a. v/ f( z- d9、现在的男生都太坏了,比女生白,比女生高,比女生漂亮,还和女生抢男朋友。
! w! }7 j& E9 A! X! SNow the boys are too bad. They are whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls. They also rob boyfriends with girls.9 ^4 f/ F8 S0 M; k
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10、找老婆一定要找两种类型的,一种是像我这种类型的,另一种是像我这种类型的。 n$ _. Q" f5 e
To find a wife, you must find two types, one is my type, and the other is like me.1 i" W0 x$ _# ?* k- ?$ h
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